Concept credits once more to Dan Johnson - thanks so much for allowing me to do this! ^_^
Fedura is a whore.
Now those are her words and not ours.
A bold admittance from an extremely bold lady it seems
almost fitting that our last interviewee is as striking in personality as I
myself am. Some might call that statement conceited but like Fedura I prefer to
call it a beautiful truth. By species and height she is a 5ft 9” drek elf.
Average in height only.
Now I am not forgetting I haven’t introduced myself yet, in
fact the co-workers here have been feverishly trying to take my photo and draw
or interview me. I took a couple of weeks (sic: months) off sick, since, well,
upon my return and this last interview I know my sentence and hence life will
end. Dues then, I am dragging the end out.
Back to feisty Fedura…well she certainly knows how to thrust
her assets in a delightful manner to anyone who likes breasts and she is more
than capable of switching tactic when it comes to conversation. A wily one
indeed. We here in the studio still don’t understand her relationship with the
very demure Dioxa. We get that opposites sometimes make good matches or foils
but Fedura skips locations as much as she does lovers. Dioxa, her faithful
friend, is on the other hand, very sullen and the type who would most enjoy
being settled and coddled. Since Fedura offers none of those options we are
baffled at the pairing. We would understand it more if they were lovers but,
contrary to some wishful thinking here they are not. On query of any romantic
relationship between the two all staff were greeted with a disgusted snort from
Fedura, followed by an acidic glare and a blunt 'No.'
Still Fedura is an open prostitute. We cannot avoid sex in
this interview since it is her profession. She laughs at the little
colloquialisms we throw at her and then we nervously laugh back. She is far too
open for even my liking yet sarcastic and egregious enough to hold my interest
rather keenly.
It came as a bit of a surprise to us to learn that, in
addition to her choice of 'paid hobby' as she calls it she's also a somewhat
talented mage. Some of us daydreamed if she could combine those interests in
the workplace. *ahem*
Having primarily taught herself magic rather than learning
it from another it is clear her skills in this area are undisciplined. She
tells us she has a tendency to throw all her muscle into a couple of attacks
instead of pacing herself through a fight but she considers this as a tactic
and an issue of reserves rather than lack of talent. She cites several
instances where this overkill saved her life, several of them in colorful
language.
During her off-season, a thing we were previously unaware
her profession had, Fedura enjoys traveling and exploring, often hiring herself
out as a support mage for caravans or travelers. She describes these encounters
as uneventful but enjoyable since she loves seeing new places and being out in
the wilds of nature.
She recants her most interesting adventures in lewd detail.
We learn that she likes to make body jewellery from found trinkets. This led to
averted eyes as she stripped to show us her favourite concealed jewels and
tattoos. Clothing it seems is optional for Fedura. True she has an interesting
set of tattoos, all inked in places I wouldn’t want a needle.
Do not make the mistake of thinking she is two dimensional
however, despite a profession that makes the majority of us shoehorn all those
that work in it into one narrow-minded category. Fedura is a go-getter. She is
striving, and has personal life goals just like everyone else, one’s that have
zero to do with her profession.
We asked what her goals were but she was shy to reveal the
answer. Only something close to the heart could make such an outward woman shy.
In dancing around the question she did spout, ‘well I have some small hopes for
the future, just like you.’
In closing I would
say Fedura is an entertaining lady in more ways than you could imagine. I hope
the best for her, she might be scathing and scalding but overall she seems
genuine and sincere.
Out of all the interviewees I, Mordas, might have a crush on
this one.
A fitting end she is then and a pleasure for my last days.
Sadly I must sign off now and meet my fate.
If our Lord sees fit I may get a new job and write to you
readers once more.
If not I hope the artists and I have at least given you some
entertainment.
Until next time then dear audience may I bid you farewell.