Welcome to my character portrait gallery

For anyone who is wondering, Wednesday became 'black Wednesday' for me because I cannot draw mid-week!
In fact I'm sure the rainforests mourn Wednesday too by the amount of paper I tear through in frustration... so this is a blog for all who know what like it is to regularly shout at their pencils
Oh yes it's also all about fictional characters plus interviews with them, yeah, that too :)


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Friday, March 15, 2013

Beatrix Icini


Special thanks go to Petrina for this wonderful character concept. Inspired by a dream Petrina had, all her fabulously detailed input made writing Bea’s interview a breeze! (I guess that should be a sea breeze? :P)


Standing at a lofty 6ft 5in tall, Beatrix is an attractive and highly knowledgeable woman. One could be forgiven for mistakenly thinking she possesses wisdom beyond her years since despite being over a century old her countenance remains fresh and she appears to be more spry than most of the thirty year-olds in our office. In fact our female employees enviously decide that living on a glacier means Bea’s face got frozen in time and refuse to admit that they wish the same fate applied to their far-less-than-a-century-old wrinkles.

As consolation they point out that whilst Bea may have a stunningly young face she does have thunderously wide hips and carries an unflattering amount of weight on her lower half. They also note that her off-white fur is somewhat grubby and whilst her gnarled yellowing nails might be good for snagging a handful of fish they are in desperate need of a manicure. The men in the office remain mysteriously quiet during this ‘discussion’ whilst Beatrix simply sits and patiently listens to their snipes with a wizened smile in her glittering eyes.

We later learn this was probably because Beatrix dislikes sharing her thoughts if she feels her remarks are unsolicited. That and the fact that being a half-anthropomorphic polar bear, Beatrix naturally possesses a whole host of superior talents, including sharp eyesight, an inborn ability in the water, above average physical strength and stamina, keen ears and an acute sense of smell which she confesses isn’t always a blessing particularly when the local harbour has an overflow of rotten fish.

A modest soul, there is nothing needy about Beatrix, she clearly savours every interaction during the interview but is never cloying or clingy. Her attitude is perhaps much like her attire; uncomplicated and inexpensive, designed for function over fashion with one exception: the jewel that adorns her neck is instantly recognisable, a sizeable and particular-cut sapphire known as ‘star of the north.’ Earning tenure of this gem is no easy task, it symbolises that Beatrix is currently appointed guardian and guide of her northern homeland.
A fantastic listener Bea is a slow and steady thinker; irrefutably considerate she weighs all factors of a situation before reaching a conclusion and despite her swathes of experience never presumes to have all the answers. If there’s one thing that she ardently believes it’s that ‘there is always something more to learn.’

She never actively seeks the company of others but instead allows them to come to her. She knows that people must move in their own patterns and considers their transitions as rhythmic as the flow of the tide. Happily her counsel is often sought. Familiar friends and new acquaintances alike know of her wisdom and that she can be found most days atop Auspoint rock, dreaming and watching the world go by.

Ever-attentive she tries to always be genuinely engaged when conversing, however much to her disdain she sometimes finds the lure of the sea too powerful and drifts off into fantasies of watching the waves and melding with the universe. She is devastated when this happens and apologises profusely when she thinks she has given the impression that she wasn’t paying attention.

Being alone is never troublesome to Beatrix as she uses the solitude to allow her thoughts to drift free until she feels unified with the swirling echoes of the sea and can feel every particle of the salt-tinged breeze running through her hair. Bea is most passionate about water and ice, especially as when the world stands frozen still it provides her with a cool and reflective space for contemplation. She relates that she can think of nothing better than being warmly wrapped in cold weather, steam rising from her wet nose and breath freezing as a cloud of shimmering droplets in the frigid ether. She expresses too that when the ocean is warmer and glassy how she loves the fact that she can look down into the sky and simultaneously witnesses all the colours above and below as though the world is unending. Then lastly she tells us with glee that when the water moves she knows it is the glint of her favourite snack; teeming shoals of tiny, slippery, and crunchy little fish.

When asked about work Beatrix describes herself as currently ‘beyond profession,’ which we assume is a convoluted way of saying, ‘retired.’ As you might expect Beatrix has had many jobs in her lifetime ranging from a jinxed ships skivvy, to wayward lighthouse keeper, to a cartographer and local marine life specialist before finally settling down to open a restaurant and illustrate a recipe book with her own form ‘Gyotaku.’ Now ‘Gyotaku’ was a new one on us so to clarify it is a form, ‘fish slapping’ art. Yes literally painting one side of a fish or other crustacean and slapping said (presumably deceased) sea life against a bit of equally dead driftwood or bark and then admiring the inky results, yum.

Of her less disgusting hobbies Beatrix professes to enjoy sand sculpting and rock painting, gazing at the sea, swimming, sitting on a sun-baked rock and dipping her toes into warm rock pools.

Whilst many goals have come and gone in Beatrix’s lifetime, she claims that she finally feels free of such diversions. Bea states that if the years have taught her anything it’s that ‘whatever we busy ourselves with, the sun keeps rising each morning, the tide will always come in, the big fish still chase the little fish and people will always have questions.’ Somehow all these constants appear to converge right where she sits. So she waits atop Auspoint rock and everything that gives her joy presents itself to her. She credits the place itself for ‘lending an intense sense of insight and comfort,’ a serene contentment in knowing that it is exactly where she’s meant to be.

Bea doesn’t seem to have any particular self-opinion, which whilst it’s refreshing to speak to a non-narcissist it is also strange to hear someone reflect that they find the word, ‘self’ peculiar. She explains that her gaze is so often focused on the incoming waves, or the deeper ocean (we imagine she’s just eyeing up tell-tale splashes of those fish she keeps harping on about), or way out to the horizon her awareness of ‘self’ extends far beyond her physical body.  We suppose that makes sense, as a detached, floaty, ‘everything is one,’ kind of truism.



 

Saturday, July 28, 2012

Pandora Young


Pandora Young is a super-skinny 17year old. At 5ft 8in tall she looks almost anorexic and yet is one of those teens who can stuff vast amounts of all-you-can-eat into their mouths without gaining an iota of fat. This instantly makes some of the larger ‘constantly-on-a-diet’ women in our office hate her. 

Their jealousy soon dissolves when they realise that Pandora, or Panda as she likes to be known is completely bat-shit crazy. A whirlwind in her own right Panda has more colours of mood than a psychedelic rainbow. She possesses a shorter attention span than a kid with ADD on a sugar and caffeine rush, less common sense than a schizophrenic on LSD and all the subtly of a badly aimed brick.
 
In fact the only way we could get her to stand still to capture an inexpressive pose was to lie and pretend we were shooting an advert or modelling campaign. Thankfully one blank sash was sufficient enough to convince her we were professional agency scouts. We had prepared a lie and decided to tell her that our non-existent logo would be added to the sash after processing but she never questioned the fact that it was blank. 
 
Needless to say then that Panda loves to pose and heartily indorses her daddies shoe company. She works in advertising and has written a book about shoes called ‘extended wardrobatics.’  It dismays us that any reputable publisher would allow such a thing to print but realise that the amount of money her daddy offered was probably too good to refuse.
 
In the seconds it took anyone to process that thought Panda got distracted and dashed off to change outfit. She returned all silly grins girlish twirls and spiky pigtails with a different hair colour. We wanted to ask how she managed to switch the colour so swiftly but before anyone could utter a word the girl went off on another random tangent.  This is also about the point our employees switched off and stopped making notes.
 
To summarise the notes made, Panda is energetic, excitable, fun and friendly but also extremely forgetful, most of her thoughts evaporate in seconds. She is rather manic, a nice but nuts persona who although mad as a box of frogs does mean well. Panda is completely indecisive and utterly annoying. Her short attention span and lack of any sentient memory means she finds it particularly hard to retain information. We mean ANY information, its fairly frustrating to try and create a portrait whilst the subject keeps asking for the water fountain, then forgets where it is, or where she is, then laughs and sits and stands and sits and finally asks again, ‘where is the water fountain?’ I think a few employees went home to drink themselves into normality after meeting her.
 
We’ve had so many miserable, dead-pan and cold-fish occasions with other interviewees that we never dreamed we’d revere those moments. Honestly, there is no way to shut this girl up.

Sunday, February 5, 2012

L. Hvidsten


‘Our Hero’

A belligerent soul Hvidsten is against all odds, our hero. Or at least Evyn Graye dictates that he will be our hero.  Ok so we’re informed he’s meant to be the hero but apparently, by his own furious admission to the above statement he seriously doesn’t want to be.  For the most part we get the impression that acting as ‘hero’ or leader is a sore subject second only to his height complex.

Hvidsten is 39 years old and as he begrudgingly states is 5ft tall. (Actually he’s just less than 4ft 12, closer to 4ft 11 by our measure.) A stocky and well-built man Hvidsten is entirely self-sufficient, incredibly strong and super-stable. His centre of gravity goes without question, it is very rare that he is fazed by a physical attack, at best his opponent can expect a turned cheek: nothing knocks this man off his feet.

In person he’s the stubborn no-nonsense type. He’s grumpy and lacks patience. He has a proud and numb warrior-mentality. Hvidsten says what he thinks and does what he says. He has no time for layabouts or daydreamers and has an intense dislike of anything fantasy related. 

He is skilled with weapons, particularly hefty blades and sharpened blunts. His current preference is a two broadsword combo alongside a sizeable axe. He carries a hatchet for more refined fillet-splicing work. His primary job is that of a dragon slayer with most sales coming from their meat and valuable skins. He is also quite adept at crafting and refining weapons and armour.

He tells us he came from a large family, which might go some way to explaining his meat obsession. We were told to provide a buffet. No-one mentioned that by buffet they actually meant ‘a roast dragon husk preferably stuffed with a cow that is stuffed with a pig plus a roast rabbit, and a few ducks basted in goose fat.’ He seriously does like his food and has no table manners that we can see.
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(He declined to tell us what the L in his name stands for and also stoutly refused to remove his Ushanka hat even though we asked nicely. He also declined to elaborate why he might wear such a hat in the middle of the desert.)