‘Our Hero’
A belligerent soul Hvidsten is against all odds, our hero.
Or at least Evyn Graye dictates that he will be our hero. Ok so we’re informed he’s meant to be the hero
but apparently, by his own furious admission to the above statement he seriously
doesn’t want to be. For the most part we
get the impression that acting as ‘hero’ or leader is a sore subject second only
to his height complex.
Hvidsten is 39 years old and as he begrudgingly states is
5ft tall. (Actually he’s just less than 4ft 12, closer to 4ft 11 by our
measure.) A stocky and well-built man Hvidsten is entirely self-sufficient,
incredibly strong and super-stable. His centre of gravity goes without
question, it is very rare that he is fazed by a physical attack, at best his opponent
can expect a turned cheek: nothing knocks this man off his feet.
In person he’s the stubborn no-nonsense type. He’s grumpy
and lacks patience. He has a proud and numb warrior-mentality. Hvidsten says what he thinks and does what
he says. He has no time for layabouts or daydreamers and has an intense dislike
of anything fantasy related.
He is skilled with weapons, particularly hefty blades and sharpened
blunts. His current preference is a two broadsword combo alongside a sizeable
axe. He carries a hatchet for more refined fillet-splicing work. His primary
job is that of a dragon slayer with most sales coming from their meat and valuable
skins. He is also quite adept at crafting and refining weapons and armour.
He tells us he came from a large family, which might go some
way to explaining his meat obsession. We were told to provide a buffet. No-one
mentioned that by buffet they actually meant ‘a roast dragon husk preferably
stuffed with a cow that is stuffed with a pig plus a roast rabbit, and a few
ducks basted in goose fat.’ He seriously does like his food and has no table
manners that we can see.
..........
(He declined to tell
us what the L in his name stands for and also stoutly refused to remove his Ushanka
hat even though we asked nicely. He also declined to elaborate why he might
wear such a hat in the middle of the desert.)
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