John Bothen, Morin Scathe and Riaf Amara
As pictured left to right John, Morin and Riaf are ‘professional’
city loiterers and layabouts who act as though they are joined at the hip; these
three expend more energy avoiding work than it would take to do the job.
So far as we can gather they wander the streets, especially
after hours and sometimes stand in places, but don’t proactively do
anything.
John says he likes whittling wood and that they sometimes play cards.
They express they are not criminals because petty theft ‘doesn’t
look good on a CV.’
The fact that the irony and sheer stupidity of this
statement eludes them probably speaks volumes for their collective
intelligence.
However as not to judge we interviewed each separately despite
the unified portrait.
John Bothen
John is probably the smartest of the three but he’s so slow
and lacking in confidence that he is always overpowered by Morin and Riaf. Having
little confidence and slovenly speech John’s opinions are discarded as unintelligent.
Although more brawns than brain, we find he is quite astute. He describes the
reasons why he isn’t clever, in a far more articulate way than you might
expect. That said listening to his long-winded and painfully measured speech we
understand why his so-called friends often ask him to stop talking. Securely
under the thumb of Morin and Riaf it is apparent that John believes this stigma
that he is ‘stupid’ and henceforth he discards good ideas in favour of theirs.
Morin Scathe
Is quite possibly schizophrenic by our deduction; he may be the
jittery sort but it is clear he is leader of their clique.
In person, Morin is like a man who has recently ingested a great
deal of amphetamine in so much as he cannot stand still. He likes to nibble his
fingers and fluff his orange hair, both of which appear to be degrading and
falling out from such intense attention. Morin is not easy to talk to and often
sub-switches conversations to the point where we wonder how slow-paced John can
ever keep up.
Ultimately paranoid Morin jigs on the spot; he rambles and needlessly
fumbles in his pockets. He asks very random questions but never waits for the
answer.
A bossy and demanding person he enjoys the company of Riaf
and John because they do as he dictates without question. It becomes clear that
Morin distrusts everyone and everything and that he is dogged by a severe worry
and paranoia he cannot control.
Thankfully Riaf and John are present and able to convince
him that the light reflectors aren’t part of any conspiracy to shoot him and we
now regret calling the art session a ‘shoot.’
Riaf Amara
If Riaf looks a bit stoned that’s probably because he is. Riaf
is easy-going but he smokes far too much. Clad in buckled black slacks, boots
and a three quarter length anorak he resembles a cross between a greasy wyvern
rider and your atypical geek. We don’t really want to know what he knows about
transport, be it in leathers or the fine tuning of the machine itself. We want
to know even less about his other so-called interests and even less about any
perversions he has towards the artistic renditions of such things. Yet Riaf
does like to talk, in a droll ‘I think I’m entertaining’ point beyond anyone’s ability
to actually listen. Although I guess if we were saddled with John and Morin as
best friends we’d also talk to ourselves.
Of the few real facts we gleaned we found that Riaf cares
little for tradition and regularly horrifies his proud family. Out of the three
he has the wealthiest background. He grins at us when explaining how he was ‘meant’
to be another ‘stuffed-up’ member of his house. It seems he cares little for
that lifestyle at present and sees wandering the cold cobbled streets as a
vague liberation.
We feel it should be noted that Riaf’s fashion sense is roughly
as keen as his inability to disobey Morin, i.e. non-existent.